Deploy An Entire Army of Secretive, Savage & Relentless Internet Trolls in less than 48 hours!

The Detective Troll

This troll investigates. Using available social media evidence and diving deeper into database records, we find if someone is cheating or even cat-fishing someone into getting to the truth.

The Impulse Troll

Works perfectly for people trying to get a point across quickly without risking their own standing. Trolls make social media comments, posts, shares, likes and stories to lead the narrative.

The Social Media Troll

This troll is suitable if you want reliable views, comments, likes, shares and people defending you or your business. Lasts two weeks and will involve multiple accounts working on your behalf.

The Fixer Troll

It's an underground PR service.

You have a problem or a developing problem and a goal in mind? Be it burying some rumours, having a post deleted or getting some additional attention on a distraction.

The Super-Fan Troll

This Troll is great when you want reliable views, comments, likes, shares and people defending you or your business. Additionally, this service will also start conversations organically.

The Political Troll

This Troll is great for creating narratives organically which relates to sensitive issues. Start conversations and create what appears to be social proof for a particular stance or topic.

Why do you need an internet troll?

We've all been there. We want to say something, but we are kind and decent so the idea of it coming back to us isn't worth it. Our Trolls live to say the thing everyone is thinking. They want to push buttons. It isn't about teasing, or starting fights - it's the art of subtlety. That elephant in the room will be mentioned.

Exert Silent Vengeance

Think of it as a service that works on your behalf to say things you wouldn't necessarily want associated to you. The complete reverse of a complaints department. We do the complaining. Our service is perfect for anyone feeling wronged by a business, a person or a public opinion. We've worked with people ghosted after amazing first dates and all the way to union leaders looking for a raise.

Who/Where are we?

The Troll Farmer puts you in charge of your own internet Troll army. You have unlimited resources at your disposal for up to 30 days. Choose your solution today to get started. Whether it was a business or a person, we have a Troll for you. Our service exists in that grey area between needing a lawyer and feeling like a doormat. People are going always to get away with things, but we can at least make sure they are at the very least mildly inconvenienced. Your information will always remain completely private.